Geeky jokes

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road, He is stopped by a traffic cop,

Police officer: "Sir do you know how fast you are going?"

Heisenberg: " No but I know exactly where I am"

What do you get if you put a root beer into a square glass?

Answer: A beer

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Some of these are groan worthy.

entropy is not what it used to be.

<span style="color: #000000;">A new monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books. The new monk goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals rather than of others’ copies so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made. Several hours later the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement. They ask him what is wrong and he says “the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!”</span>

A bit of subject but still funny.

Oh dear, someone prevent our forum members cancelling their membership, quick!  ...But I love, torture, so keep em' coming 🙂

Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter contains the letter “i”.

Department of Astrophysics motto.